Broke my babygirl’s back then went and held a convo with dad and mom. That shit funny asf.

Gulf of Mexico been sus lately.

Dear Gulf of Mexico, I know we talked a lot of smack about you like you ain’t nothing. “Oh we won’t get a hurricane.” “Oh yeah it won’t come our way.” But seriously let that stay in the past. Let’s move on, send some to Mississippi or Florida. Sincerely Louisiana.

I woke up yesterday wondering why I was cold. It took a moment then I realized we was sleeping in her car.

If we doing dumb shit together and get caught, just please shut the fuck up & go along, I’m fixing to lie out assed out of trouble.

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Since COVID is over do we still get the stimulus check Donald J. Trump

“This will really tie the man room together.” - MAGA Chip Gains

Day 1: Joe Biden fuck you.

Day 2 Joe Biden fuck you 2x Bc I was too drunk to do it yesterday for day 2.

Day3: Joe Biden Fuck You

Can trump buy a island and become the leader of it so we can move there ?

Day4: Joe Biden stop fucking little kids and go fuck your self.

Day: 5 Joe Biden Vice President JD Vance fuck y’all I’m drinking for Donald tonight.

You’re a blessing to me and I would do anything and everything to secure you in my life.