SHOUTOUT TO MY BARBER HE KEEPS ME LOOKING NICE

THIS IS MY GOAT BTW

SAID ITS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD TO BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recently there’s been an influx of online dispensaries following me on here and that’s so damn funny to me

Going to the gym just so I can get Arby’s afterwards and not feel like a fat piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!

Y’all for sure just be making up holidays because what the fuck is SUMMERWEEN

Listening to Danzig and getting tattooed oh fuck yeah

Just spent $350 on 4K DVD’s who want me

When today started I didn’t think that I would’ve had to mad dash 3 hours away to be with my dad at the hospital because of a brain bleed but here we are

Just saw a guy brushing his teeth while driving???

Sabbath was the first band I ever cared about when I was like 8 or 9. I would take my dad’s sabbath cd’s out of the entertainment center to my bedroom and sing along while reading the lyrics out of the cd booklet. Rest easy to the ozzman this shit truly hurts.

Just found out what oomf means

HULK HOGAN DIED WE CELEBRATING IN THE STREETS BABY FUCK THE HULK HOGAN FOREVER AND EVER

Nothin better than a crispy new pair of AJ1’s

I am sooooo evil

UNDEFEATED AJ4’S SECURED THANK YOU EQL UNDEFEATED

Walked by this dogshit band playing THIS FUCKING HORRID SONG one year at funfunfun fest and I have never wanted to heckle a band so bad in my entire life

Yeah it does but the fact that gaucho isn’t in this pile is troubling

It seems like the universe doesn’t want me to see oasis at this current point in time so I will just trust that in the future it will finally happen for me