sometimes when i start to type the word question..it almost looks like im about to type quesadilla and then i get hungry

This is the part of the day I dread the most...putting on pants. (dumb,stupid pants.)

Well, I'm not about to let some little packet at the bottom of my vitamin jar that says "do not eat" tell ME what to do!!!!

I think its funny to ask bartenders for their permission to go to the bathroom..try it.

you should hear me yelling at condiments when they fall off my hotdog