When you've been smoking that shit all day and your girl still makes you go out

Off 1500ml of sake nose deep in pussy tempura spelling out the bushido code on her clit

it’s two beers

Another day down the drain #IDontGiveAFuck #LetsDie

Strip Club The Dumbest Shit Ever Y I’m Paying For Boner

would need some serious privacy to deal with this one

#sextonight ?

Fuck the Northern Lights 🖕 I'd rather look at my phone 💯

Three day work week

got a buddy who is praying for world war 3 so he can win $390 on polymarket

Official Seahawks Playoff Update: Just received confirmation from my contracted spiritual advisor (my witch on Etsy). The Brock Purdy hex is officially active for Saturday. 🧿✨ Best money I've spent in a long time.

the way i knew what he meant as soon as he sent that last text 😭

Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but fuck this news has hit me hard, hope you’re doing well pal 💙👊

they should add stories to the taco bell app