he had 15 minutes of unsupervised screen time, access to his sister's Spotify, and $16 in singles. he decided to be a STAR.

i saw the richest man in the world on the subway today

youtube while eating is universal

this mentality is how u will never be satisfied and always looking at what other people have 😭

I regret to inform y’all the millennial woman are arguing about whether to send a gift if they don’t attend the wedding and y’all, our mothers and grandmothers failed us bc you ALWAYS send a gift. This is basic wedding etiquette

adding 20 more minutes to the dryer because I dont feel like dealing with laundry quite yet

Have you ever try to help someone and realize they like their problems?

In Spanish, the word for "non-binary" is "no-binario" or "no-binaria" depending on the person's gender.

Cool. I don’t care. Buy yourself something nice. My treat, baby.

see her baby reaction 🫶🏻🥰

I watch a third of my paycheck vanish once a week and in return I get nothing but pictures of dead kids on my timeline everyday. Finally I see my taxes going to actually feeding children. Imagine my relief.

lately i’ve noticed everybody looks OKAY until you have a deep conversation with them. and then, you’ll realize that this is a sad generation of people struggling to survive through smiling faces and pretty pictures

and one day, you’ll be in your house, playing your favorite music as you make your favorite meal for dinner and you’ll realise that you’re living an answered prayer

just saw a TikTok where the lady was saying that, "sometimes the most thoughtful thing a man will ever do for you is make sure you don't spend the rest of your life with him" felt that to the core.

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life

this is a capitalist lie. please settle down when you feel like your itches have been scratched. greediness will leave you with nothing of worth at the end of your life

Have been dipping my toe into doing pilates and let me tell you women are real sickos