Sir Rowley Gherkin QC (@transchicken2) 's Twitter Profile
Sir Rowley Gherkin QC

@transchicken2

Raging shit-goblin. I love cats & crows. I didn't leave the Left, the Left lost their collective minds.
DM's very welcome.

I am..very...very...drunk.

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I've bobbed out for snacks. And beer. I'm now eating snacks...and drinking beer. Tonight's posting may become erratic as the evening progresses. Thank the Heavens for spellcheck.

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Who else loved those "Magic Mirrors" when the Funfair came to town. 🀣 You know, the ones that distorted your height and face...or made you overly fat, or skinny. Lots of laughs, brilliant, weren't they!? (fucking state of it)

Who else loved those "Magic Mirrors" when the Funfair came to town. 🀣

You know, the ones that distorted your height and face...or made you overly fat, or skinny. Lots of laughs, brilliant, weren't they!?
(fucking state of it)
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I had some documents handed in yesterday. An Indian passport and a Residents Card, plus some paperwork. The chap was allowed to work. No recourse to public funds. He was a 'dependent', so I guess a husband. But while allowed to work he could not be a "Sportsman". What? Why?

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I don't need this, my Leftie mate came back for some more! He is a Pally-Type. About to sack it off. But thought this was kinda telling. It was after I accused him of being kinda fascist..cos if you support those who want to kill Jews and gays, then you are.

I don't need this, my Leftie mate came back for some more! 

He is a Pally-Type. About to sack it off. But thought this was kinda telling. It was after I accused him of being kinda fascist..cos if you support those who want to kill Jews and gays, then you are.
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The peak woke era had to be experienced to be believed. Look at how these women had to pretend this dude falling all over the ice was normal.

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πŸ“’ It's Double Votes for Life Week at MyGivingCircle! Support Carrot Cottage Rabbit Rescue by becoming a Monthly Donor this weekend: you can help them secure vital grants worth Β£300,000. Let's create a better world together! #VoteForACause #MyGivingCircle mygivingcircle.org/carrot-cottage…

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Another Male Pattern Baldy comes out as a trooooon. It was either that or he had to cos-play as Bobby Charlton for the rest of his life. To be fair, dressing up as a haunted bin bag seems to be working for him. 🀑🀣

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I've ordered 20Kg of 1mm>4mm horticultural grit. (Β£15) I've ordered 100L of Perlite. (Β£23) Tomorrow, I'm buying a boot-load of compost. (Β£10 ish) And I'm starting to grow about 10,000_ daffodil seeds I collected in the Spring. Along with a few hundred Snakeshead seeds too.

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Thanks to a friendly neighbour who raised the alarm, our resident female swan was rescued yesterday by the heroic Harry and Dan. She had been missing for 48 hours and her mate was looking dejected, so we looked everywhere for her round our lake - no sign. Then out of the blue -

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β€œMy boyfriend made this little arched doorway in the wall for my cat so she could move freely between the living room and bedroom without us having to leave doors open all the time. I came home from work three days ago and he's standing there grinning like he just built the

β€œMy boyfriend made this little arched doorway in the wall for my cat so she could move freely between the living room and bedroom without us having to leave doors open all the time.

I came home from work three days ago and he's standing there grinning like he just built the
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I know I'm very anti Hamas, but you would have to have a stone cold heart not to be touched by the first meeting of this father, locked away for 6 years, with his 4 year old daughter. Truly....heartwarming. 😍 πŸ˜› x.com/i/status/19777…

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I forgot to mention. My 100 Snowdrop bulbs (Galanthus Elwesii) arrived today. From Boston Bulbs. Planting tomorrow. As did 20Kg of potting grit. And 100L of Perlite for Daffodil seeds. Just have to get the right potting compost on the way home tomorrow.

I forgot to mention. My 100 Snowdrop bulbs (Galanthus Elwesii) arrived today. From <a href="/Boston_Bulbs/">Boston Bulbs</a>.  Planting tomorrow. 
As did 20Kg of potting grit. And 100L of Perlite for Daffodil seeds.  Just have to get the right potting compost on the way home tomorrow.