I'M SORRY FOR POLLUTING YOUR TIMELINE WITH MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AND HOPES AND DREAMS!

Santa's gonna work his ass off to avoid getting caught on Ring cameras this year only to get inside and have gluten-free seaweed cookies and a vegan hot "cocoa" with a paper straw waiting for him

Happy St Patrick's Day! Lou is here to remind you social-distancing or self-quarantining from other hoomans in the coronavirus pandemic can still mean cuddling up with a very good pupper so please celebrate Saint Patty's Day but #StayTheFHome

my mom has really enjoyed being quarantined with me since classes went online

This guy has just won the internet.

My husband sent me this. He said he’s thinking of taking this up as a hobby. 🤣

When my dog looks at me like “why this?” I say “because reasons” & he seems to get it

Trump in December: “If Corona were as bad as you say it is—terrible—how come Santa was able to go to all your dirty, dirty homes and not spread it around to millions, I said millions. It’s all fake news. He ate my cookies. Loser. Thief.”

When you're supposed to be warding off evil but you're feeling cute.

Practicing social distancing with my dog is easy because no matter how far apart we stand, we always have six feet between us.

the human has made quite the sandwich for lunch. but when i placed my chin on their knee. and looked up at them softly. they only offered me. a piece of lettuce. nobody talk to me. for the rest of the day

Rage against the machine? I bet it was a printer.

I am Gov. Brian Kemp’s daughter and I have some things to say!!

Acyn Stochastic terrorism is the ONLY language in which Donald J. Trump is fluent.

I built my dog a selfie booth so she can take photos of herself by pushing a pedal with her paw

Action pants? Snack sack?! vm.tiktok.com/ZMJaytCG2/

Happy Halloween... vm.tiktok.com/ZMJuRWaG3/

Our administration literally left this White House a playbook that would have shown them how to respond before COVID-19 reached our shores. Joe and I revisited it recently. Take a look — and then vote for a leader who will get this virus under control.