vision pro is second most impressive tech since the iphone

“per my last email” = fuck you “apologies for the delay” = fuck me “cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked “checking in in this” = i’m fucked “let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this “i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that “respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all

im declaring war on the HEIC file format

When your package is ‘Out for Delivery’ and you hear the doorbell ring.

Yoda

this is going to ruin the tour

heII yeah

This will never be unfunny... Every time I watch it I burst in laughter 🤣

US Vice President Kamala Harris has picked Apple SVP of Software Engineering Craig Federighi to be her running mate!

Apple's hardware design studio.

Good morning

the only halloween costume i can think of is dressing as one of these fucking french kids singing to serge gainsbourg

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

this is my president

girl this funeral pamphlet ??????

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation