What’s scarier the Keeper trailer or the nemuvio itchy skin commercial that’s always right after?

The only dilf that matters tbh 😌

My entire instagram story is just a blur of NFL players dancing to Taylor Swift and I don’t care. She is the only thing that can unite this country.

The cast of ‘Wicked’ congratulates Jonathan Bailey on being named People’s Sexiest Man Alive.

i'm assembling a team

Daylights savings time is really hard on cats

The hardest part about getting on Dancing With The Stars is you have to become a “star” first… darn it!

Last night I saw a Labubu next to an empty tall boy of Miller Lite placed next to each other outside of the entrance to a Chilis in central Flordia and I think that is the definition of 2025

Bethenny Frankel is my sleep paralysis demon

Not an ad telling me to settle in for an ad free experience!!

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.

Imagine loosing your virginity and then being like wait a house fell on my sister

My toxic trait is that green bean casserole is my favorite Thanksgiving side

now why have i just been sent this

Betty White drives around Los Angeles with Carol Channing in the backseat of her Cadillac Seville, 1993.

I don’t care what your mama says…

Uhgggg got uninvited from the superbowl game tomorrow let me know how it goes! And the best OTC meds to combat buffalo dip, nachos, cheese fries etc

I just want someone to love me the way that Jon Hamm loves Bad Bunny

Dear ALPHA Male Bros: Time to enlist.

You know damn well what this story is