Joggers

Bought a cheap bottle of wine and literally got a blinding headache immediately after the first sip

Sunday

They say Time heals everything But I’m still waiting

I miss gay roommate so much he was always in a good mood and would make cocktails while we gossiped and my new roommate is a kind of an emotionally terroristic hog

One of my favorite types of people is the person who only stays at a job for 1 year and then goes somewhere else but acts like they’re gonna stay forever. Like girl be calm we know you’re quitting next week

Made a post about missing my former gay roommate and people in the quotes/replies think I’m a woman who’s fetishizing gay men

Omg same let’s both k!ll ourselves

About to slip into a luxurious bubble bath with a sumptuous cocktail and a good book because healing.is.a.practice

You guys I bought a rug and curtains from Zarin fabrics and they had asbestos on them and it gave me mesothelioma and they also use child labor according to an investigation by the government its disgusting to me

Jill Zarin on her way to the treasonous MAGA citizen store (she was rushing because she’s the store manger and she was late from being hungover from the night before)

A Nissan Versa after the last of its parts are assembled:

I wanna start doing watercolors at some point

Oh your job has unlimited PTO? I hope your appendix bursts