𝒞𝓊𝓅𝒸𝒶𝓀𝑒𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓂𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁😈🐈‍⬛🌙🧁 I could see you doing this, don't ask me why, I just can...😁

It's a big difference

Tampon Tim is one crazy MFer. The Dems deserve him.

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Dracarys. 🔥🧁

Gm heathens!! Have a good day. Don’t let anyone piss you off. If they do, swing on em ☺️🧁

Gerard Butler in ‘Law Abiding Citizen’. 👏🏼🧁

Oh yeah, and I’m also a wanderer. People always lose me. 😌🧁

I’m gonna fuck around and own a ranch if I don’t calm down. Just found a black angus bull for sale. Guy said if I bought him he’d throw in a mini donkey. I mean, that’s a deal. Right?? RIGHT?! 😌🧁

Please don’t invite me anywhere if it interferes with College Game Day. Sunday football. Monday night football. Or Thursday night football. Basically any time a football game is on. 🏈🧁 Unless we’re going somewhere I can watch the game. I will accept that.

Hope this makes your day as it did mine

Just made some Pizza Rolls in the air fryer if anyone wants to get third degree burns on their tongue with me 😅🧁

6 fire trucks, 4 ambulances, 10 police suvs, and 2 unmarked vehicles just flew by my house. Gawd damn man. 👀🧁

I think Jerry traded Micah to Green Bay cause he’s paving the way to get Archie Manning. I don’t really care, I’m just eating pizza and pondering 🤔🏈🧁

Get the hell up heathens!! It’s college game day 🥳🏈🧁

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STTDB 😚💜💛🧁

My margarita vs. besties margarita 😋🧁