“we’re hiring a growth guy” ok cool. what’s the role? “he’ll do BD, SMM, design, analytics, and maybe write a few tweets” so basically, an unpaid founder?

AltLayer keychain spawned

building in crypto is wild you spend half your time fighting broken docs, dead SDKs, and abandoned repos and the other half explaining to your friends why you're still doing it

Going on holiday with crypto bros like:

gmeow

Looks like the trenches are back 3 token launchpads that caught my attention: pump.fun : 50% of PumpSwap revenue now shared with coin creators letsBONK.fun : $10k prize for the most successful token launched on letsBONK.fun & BonkAI Launch Coin on Believe: prev $pasternak,

So many new consumer apps popping out yet nothing really sticks, everyone’s just waiting for CAs

Hype has a short shelf life But fundamentals compound Dare to ditch the gimmicks? Let's (re)turn to what matters (re)al talk. Impact. dApps that outlast a cycle Save the date ⬇️ Cannes. 2 July. EigenLayer Brevis Boundless lu.ma/refundamentals

Counting down the days till we’re sipping cocktails and yappin’ away at this gorgeous spot 🌊🍸 Don’t miss out - sign up now!

ever since I was a little girl I knew I would be someone's exit liquidity

chatgpt's still down, guess i'm not working today

it’s crime szn but somehow no one wants to commit crime on my bags...rude

Playbook of a BD in Cannes: - Exchange TGs and take a picture to stay in touch - Check chat history - Oh, ahah, notice you already took a picture at Token 2049 in Dubai - Oh, ahahaha, another picture at ETH Denver - Suggest hopping on a call next week when you're back home -

2 more days till the best rooftop happy hour at EthCC! 🍸✨ Limited spots left - see you on the roof! 😎

Loving Cannes? Us too! Here's one more side event we're really excited about. 🏖️ Come sip with us + Arbitrum, Boundless, DataHaven 🫎 and T-REX 🦖 on a rooftop. 2 July, 4.30PM - 7PM. 📍 lu.ma/letsgethai *Entry for approved guests only.

Doors are open! Come hide from the sun and enjoy the AC ❄️

If you’ve met me, you know I always serve Aperol Spritz at happy hours AltLayer

My newest ick is crypto bros wearing conference lanyards post conference