I asked Grok for a photo of a 60-year-old woman. (I'm turning 60 soon.) Hey, Elon Musk, have you hired the Golden Bachelor?

I saw Heart in 1977 at The Tower Theater in Philadelphia. They were so amazing, baddass and cool. But, we all get old.

Captain Menopause wishes you a happy and safe 4th of July!

I was terrified this was AI. The Eagles should give them free tickets to The Sphere.

The Kensington section of Philadelphia. I grew up in this neighborhood. Sanitation workers should not be allowed to strike.

I can't believe I once played Wiffle ball in the parking lot of the York, PA, Quality Inn with a "threat to humanity!" Feeling blessed.

All Brits should be wearing Union Jack clothing 24/7.

I love The Bear but every person associated with the series should be embarrassed to be nominated for best comedy.

"Women's open mic." I'm out.

PBS and Planned Parenthood should join forces during fundraising season. With your $99 pledge, you get a tote bag and an abortion.

Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!

You can choose to believe you live in a world where the ending of The Late Show is a sinister plot by spineless, cowardly corporate executives who are terrified of irking President Trump and who desperately want the Federal Communications Commission to approve the merger of CBS’

My favorite "F" word in the Hunter Biden interview was when he said, "from f-ing Scranton." Personally, I wouldn't have spent my only MFer on Elon. I would saved it for, "from MF-ing Scranton" and said it in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson.

Maybe it's because I'm in showbusiness but I can't help imagining Ozzy Osbourne at the pearly gates explaining that "The Prince of Darkness" was just a stage name.

Blessing your evening with the greatest joke of all time.

Loving the fujirock on Amazon. The Swinging Boppers are the best!

There are two reasons why men love the Sydney Sweeney ad: the left one and the right one.

Hollywood loves to remake old movies and old television shows yet they won't hire old writers.

Thanks to Sydney Sweeney, beauty is making a comeback...just in time for me to turn 60. Oh, well. Timing is everything.

I lost friends because I refused to support Hillary. I always sensed she was a cackling criminal in a pastel pant suit. Sadly, I doubt any of those friends will feel bad for ditching me.