Imagine making out on this bed while a domme sits in the chair sternly locked on your eyes with a dissatisfied expression drumming her nails on the desk as she critiques every little action you take, your partner nodding solemnly in agreement, until you are a whimpering mess 1/2

Oh no, boobs are sore again. Last time this happened they shot up from Bs to Ds. Send help -_- Woe is me If only I had someone here to massage them for me

Do you wanna smash?

My goal is to make out sloppy style this month 😘💋

Nintendo sent me a Switch 2, Mario Kart World, Pro Controller and Camera for free. I already pre-ordered like 3 of them so I donated this one to Nationwide Children's Hospital in Toledo, Ohio and we all played Mario Kart together. HA. Take THAT Nintendo.

Met Hideo

Andrew Cuomo Did my grandmother matter to you, Andrew?

the draft is coming fuck maybe i am trans

You know I had to do the fit

I’m a water enjoyer

i take every chance i get to remind everyone that the people running this country are not only evil but, perhaps even more importantly, incredibly fucking stupid

It was my birthday yesterday ☺️

hey yall!! im kicking off my new bg3 playthrough by unboxing some blind boxes of the infamous Baldur's Gate minis! are they really as bad as they say? come see for yourself!!

The President can be convicted of 39 felonies but a congressman faces 7 years for being gay

Jarvis, add a ghostly image of Epstein consoling him like those Jesus pics

F1NN5TER no. hiring a maid is bourgeois

hotdog water Hello

it’s wild how the average american republican is an irredeemable piece of trash, we shouldn’t be afraid to say that

It’s so funny to me how every time leftists have a legitimate candidate. Oh let me over you. Stupid fucking prick me ever. Let me over.

call me the thing the way I’m bricked up while watching her play balatro