This is Lancelot the blue French bulldog waiting for crufts to come on the telly earlier! Like a dog with a bone. 🦴 #crufts @crufts

Throwback to when Lancelot was 5 months old. #frenchie #Crufts

Is it really Monday tomorrow? 😫

Constant dilemma at work. Fruit vs cookies.

WHAT IS WITH THIS CREEPY WEATHER

Had an amazing evening with Elliot Hardy last night watching and listening to you. x x.com/mcalmont_butle…

@OfficeAngelsUK Hi there, I applied for the candidate open day on Thursday but I've not heard anything back as yet?

Woke up to this view this morning on my bedside table which explains the sore head... Celebrating… instagram.com/p/-ySAWaop1H/

Someone take me into the night garden. Can't sleep. Usually as eager as Makka Pakka for bed but not tonight. Help Elliot Hardy

Anyone selling tickets for Teleman at the Bodega (Social) in Nottingham this coming Tuesday? Contact me if you are!

How can planes just go missing? 😐

My view on the way to work this morn. Scary is an understatement. Hope nobody is hurt. @Nottingham_Post Nottinghamshire Fire and Rescue Service

Was that baby on Doctor Who fake?

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Back with avengence to let you know Corbs needs to be prime minister #JeremyCorbyn #Grime4Corbyn fuck the tory scum.

Heroes.

#celebritymasterchef #masterchef It's called Kofta not Kufta! 😂

Selling 2 x E-Tickets for Ricky Gervais Humanity Tour @ Nottingham Motorpoint Arena Wed 20th September. Contact me if you're interested.

“Teaming it down” - Nottingham #3wordweather

It’s only the suckers that are still at work... #snowday