lmfao was it supposed to turn itself in?

I keep seeing yard signs that read “If you ever wondered what you’d do in 1930s Germany, you’re doing it right now.” Which means the person whose yard it is must have thought about that question and accepted that what *they* would’ve done in 1930s Germany is put up a yard sign

GM. Tun tavern was a gay bar.

Please remember that (A) NPR and PBS only get 0.0001% of their funding from goverment, but (B) it's the 0.0001% that will completely destroy them if you dare cut it

I would like to wish all the crayon-eaters and their part of the Navy a happy birthday today.

The big takeaway from the prototype stillsuit was that transparency was a bad idea.

🚨BREAKING: As the Marine Corps turns 250, President Trump has signed an executive order to use the strategic crayon reserve to head off rising prices due to intense demand caused by celebrations.

I don’t think the fact you don’t file a claim against your insurance is fraudulent

Bro can’t even make a mini functional solar system and wants to talk shit. Maybe make a functional orrery first and work your way up.

You are demonstrably and clinically insane. Get help.

“Semantic ambiguity is how the vampires get you, so…” LOL.

This kind of tweet is why you get a bad reputation.

It’s like none of you people have ever seen this before.

Donald Pleasance torturing Persis Khambatta on a light table wasn’t how I expected this movie to end up but here we all are.

And that old grey wind is blowing And there's nothing left worth knowing Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (What!) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Uh!) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Yeah!)

As always with the left everywhere, it’s not that we did it. It’s that you caught us doing it, and that’s unfair.

I don’t want him in a gulag, either

It’s Veterans Day! Think I’ll celebrate by going down to Lowe’s and parking in a veteran spot.

The Russians lived under communism for 70 years and I have some startling news about their racial attitudes for you.

Man, I have never seen falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus so compellingly demonstrated.