reason you feel bad for a thief isn’t empathy , it’s cause you’re one too 😂😂

Learning that 2 cups of beans is almost same calories as 2 cups of rice is giving me a headache 😔😩

From their employer o.

Pooping is one of the most enjoyable things the human body can do. 🥹

You can do anything but lie against me sha or say I did things I didn’t do. Hand done already dey meet you but I love as you’re smiling through the pain… if you continue lying, even the ground you step on will help me wring your neck. I don’t cross certain line, there’s why.

Still smiling from all the compliments I got from this man yesterday. Wish they were repeatable 🥹🥹🥹

8 minutes into my workout nepa has taken light and refused to bring it back. I hate using my phone instead of TV to watch and follow workout videos/instructions.

Gold, good perfumes, good jewelries, good slippers or shoes… and real niggas love boxers and singlets, buy them in bulk… not those 3 in 1 3500 naira boxers and singlets sha.

There’s something really heady about knowing a powerful man rates you like mad and you did nothing for him to feel that way but being your absolute self.

These kinda roofs, are they durable? What will the maintenance be like? Honest question Abeg.

This one dey laugh… people way talk say when a woman wants to deal with you, even the devil takes lessons… you think say dem dey play. Lmaoo. Na she know why she dey there… the man think say he be king 😂😂😂 Treat dogs better than women una.

Go through the comments, shame go catch you. Was it David that said the average Nigerian man is absolutely stupid and has nothing upstairs? Dumb and loud asf.

Make I post for group chat.

Hungry asf! Trying to justify cooking or eating anything at this time 🥹

Since I update my TV, I no understand again.

The fact that garri has more calories than rice 🥹

Cook… don’t cook… cook… don’t cook 😩😩😩😩

Man U done finish.

Why aren’t we going on full blown protest against these tax bills? You’ve done absolutely nothing to better the lives of your citizens since you took office… increased salaries of your cronies but is busy taxing every and anything that can be taxed and we all sit quiet?

You’re 31 and you’re with a nigga who has consistently talked about 30+ women with every vile description that exists. They always think they’re special. Na here we dey.