If I ever turn into the kind of person who soberly comes out to sing karaoke and drinks water the whole time...murder me. I deserve it.

#dearcustomer #serverlife #bartenderprobs #bartenderproblems #serverproblems

The next time 1 of these college twats orders her chicken "medium," I'm going to request that the kitchen actually do it so she is poisoned.

We have "homestyle" chips. Not "homemade." New owner just posted on FB "WE MAKE OUR OWN CHIPS!" #nowedont #whataweirdthingtolieabout

I try not to take it personally when people I know tip me shitty but 10% when u got 2 meals half off bc ur the band tonite...#dasraggedy

#dearcostumer if u don't say "please" and "thank you," when ur kid grows up he won't either &people will think he's a prick. #themoreyouknow

#dearcustomer Hey. You. Yes, you. TIP YOUR FUCKING SERVER.

Y do ppl get offended by gratuity & say, "o u screwed urself" as if they would have left u more. Doubtful. Highly doubtful. #serverlife

Waited on owner & her family (6). Comped whole bill, obvs...didn't get thanked or tipped. #sweartogodiwillquit #serverlife #fuckurrestaurant

I should start anew anon twitter to bitch about my dumb coworkers. They're way more annoying than even the worst #dearcustomer

If you are worried you can't handle 30 college student alone, ur a #shittybartender ...Get it together & work for dat money #bartenderprobs

Coworker took my salad out of the window bc she, as a customer, hates getting served "felted" lettuce. FELTED. #serverproblems #dumbass

Serving sleazy men.... 🤢 I am NOT your 'darling'... nor will I ever be 🙅🏼🤦🏼‍♀️ #serverlife #serverproblem #awks #youmakemewannapuke

We stayed open an extra hour&1/2 2nite bc my boss wanted ppl to feel free to "hang out" even tho they didn't buy NEthing for like an hour... x.com/swilliambrown3…

Getting to eat all the dead food the kitchen fucked up is the only reason I haven't killed them all yet #serverlife #serverproblems

Coworker just said the best book he ever read was "Hatchet." Fr? You're 23 & you read that in like the 4th grade...

Gonna be more positive in 2018. GOOD NEWS, everyone! The kitchen staff sucks and your order is fucked 😉 #futurama #newyearnewmean #serverlife

Our kitchen manager pronounces it “chipoltee,” so there’s that. He also wrote “Potatoe Soup” once... this is why our food is shit. #icant #youwenttoschoolforthis #serverlife

DC: IF YOU TRY TO ORDER A DOUBLE LIT AGAIN I WILL BURST INTO FLAMES. #dearcustomer #collegetown #thatsnotathing

A little off topic but when you struggle with fertility and a person you know that is pregnant with twins continues smoking and drinking and is now losing the babies... you feel emotions. A lot of negative emotions.