Remember this exchange? Noem might be the dumbest person to serve in the executive branch. Noem: We can't trust our government anymore. Bash: You are the government. Noem: Yes, that’s what I’m saying. 🥴🥴🥴

My favorite part of the bible is where God says put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

They mad at Druski for joking about megachurch pastors. But you’re not mad at megachurch pastors for giving him the material?

All this crap generated about Greenland and Venezuela is just to distract from the Epstein Files, which have still not been released. In defiance of the law, might I add. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

Dave Brubeck Quartet — “Take Five.” When cool jazz can’t get any cooler.

All of these "right to carry" dipshits who have been screaming about tyranny for 100 years are suddenly weak scared little bootlicking fucks when confronted with actual tyranny.

QAnon still the funniest movement of all time. "We are sure there's a global pedophile ring that's infiltrated the highest levels of power, but luckily, god has annointed a champion to destroy them. His name? Donald Trump"

Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.

remember when we fired Elon Musk and he just ignored it

History has seen this playbook before and it never aged well. It wasn’t about pride or culture then, and it isn’t now. It’s about division dressed up as entitlement. Let that sink in

Couldn’t come to Philly and not see the latest place where Bozo Trump and his lackeys nipped at the heels of our common humanity. In this #BlackHistoryMonth , a reminder: Your defilement and disrespect of our ancestors is meaningless when we remember and fight together. Asé—oo

I cannot wait to go to the gas pumps and make some money!!!

Quincy Jones on The Beatles

“Machine Gun” by Jimi Hendrix is one of those solos that will still be studied a thousand years from now.

.David Dennis Jr. on LeBron's comments about moving the Memphis Grizzlies to Nashville "He is a gentrifier...it is behavior that I would've thought was unbecoming of somebody like LeBron and all of these other hoopers who have all of these bad things to say about Memphis."

I am currently at Walter Reed Hospital waiting. Thank you for your attention to this matter. -The Devil

Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center. Humanity:

My THOUGHTS on what LeBron James says about his comments on Memphis!

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

Vaughan's response to "How does your guitar playing vary from Jimi Hendrix's"