HEY, @YouMightEatIt.... That's /my/ line.

Welp, looks like it's time to tamper with my brother's relationship. [Rubs hands together.]

I'd totally tell mom.

/Please/, @YouMightEatIt...

Ah, @YouMightEatIt. Picking up on my comebacks, I see. Your words can be harsh, but just remember: I'll /always/ be the hot one.

#WCW (@YouMightEatIt)

Right, & in this case, I just happen to be both, @YouMightEatIt.

Now you're just being silly, @YouMightEatIt...... Of /course/ you're prettier than Taylor Swift. You're /my/ twin.

I have to a little, @YouMightEatIt. You /do/ look like me, after all.

/I/ was, @YouMightEatIt. You were loudly choking to death in a corner.

And break every bone in your scrawny hand, @YouMightEatIt? That'd be worth it.

Either way, you still suck, @YouMightEatIt. (Not to mention mom's least favorite.)