Men only want one thing and it’s to be silhouetted in a Michael Mann film

I once had the idea for an app called “Peak” which is just twitter except you can only post once per week. Because there’s a constraint, people would naturally think long and hard about what thought/link they posted. Everything you’d see is someone’s peak thought that week.

An episode best enjoyed while on your nose period.

a specific pattern of internet insanity i think goes something like: you speak an uncomfortable, edgy truth once, become briefly famous, and then chase the high of that by continuing to be edgy instead of gracefully returning to obscurity

Last time he gets custody a me

A fascinating look into the female mind

Today on the podcast, Sinners: A Critique. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

To be a leftist is to live in a permanent emotional state of urgency in the face of injustice. The urgency-feeling leaves no time for thought or reflection. Leftism manifests itself in the combined thought that something is wrong and something must be done. It's an impossible way

The world’s foremost whitewasher of tyrants says the tyrants are quite nice to him. More news at 11.

Everywhere I looked today looked like a MythoAmerica 🌲 post.

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

One step away from, “yknow, wheel of fortune is actually a really good show, and why do shoes have laces when they could just be Velcro?”

Perhaps we lost him because being a slacker isn’t a great long term life strategy.

Hide me away Today on substack zachrudolph.substack.com/p/hide-me-away