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Holy fuck

I’m just gonna say it. Trader Joe’s has a plastic seal problem.

Can we normalize cooking being genuinely dangerous?

A pernicious source of bad decisions in our lives… Knowing just enough about a topic to think you’re right, but not enough to know you’re wrong.

Sometimes I get the urge to really sing in the shower, and I’m like ohh, this will take anywhere from 25-30 minutes now

Most of you will be wrong.

Oh that blizzard did me dirty

Covid has made getting your car towed more inconvenient

So frosting…can we all just calm the fuck down?

I love triscuits. It’s like eating a basket

Starting an internet company to spite Cox called Vag Communications

Hey HBO Max your app doesn’t understand what it means to have something downloaded

The fact that water cups are small because society assumes dishonesty pisses me off. I need more water.

Considering breaking my leg so I can get one of those scooters to ride to class in the heat

How do you put your phone in your pocket?

Can they just make the box for my voicemails bigger?

Contrary to popular belief, Artisan Flatbread is far more calorically dense than its Artisan Italian and Hearty Multigrain siblings

CVS restrooms are not for paying customers

The gum needs sugar to blow good bubble.

Sophomore year I told myself I’d only write a course evaluation if I had something positive to say. Just wrote my first one in 2 years.