Parents both became citizens today, they’re voting tomorrow 🇺🇸

Trump started with a bold af claim and spent the whole speech bringing no evidence to back it up besides “we have information”. Reminds me of when I did exactly that in a 4th grade essay and rightfully got an F

ALL CAPS: Marco Rubio Senator Ted Cruz @senatemajldr @GOPLeader SPEAK UP. NOW. DEFEND THE DEMOCRACY. THIS IS THE MOMENT. WE ARE WAITING.

“Trump aides fear Biden remarks will prompt Trump to speak” 😂

Anyone here connected with the deep state? I’d like to file a complaint that they didn’t rig the senate race too, that’d have been nice

Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future? I foresee decent probability of many deleted Tweets, writings, photos in the future

... Those counting rooms were literally live-streamed In other words America was on cams and orange sus

Teaching landscapers everywhere how to better deal with heaps 👏

I’m really conflicted on this voter fraud thing. On one hand, election experts, AP, CNN, Fox News, and bipartisian officials/poll watchers all agree there’s no evidence for it. But on the other hand the dude who says windmills cause cancer keeps insisting it’s there so idk

Evidence of fraud so far: 1) Dean Browning's Burner (parody of a parody)’s twitter career 2) ^^^ take a look, it’s VERY funny

.Zheng Yan's excellent animated "Llama Explains" version of the Zoom debacle is trending on /r/programming 😂 reddit.com/r/programming/…

Wow. WaPo just released a recording showing President Trump attempting to blackmail Georgia's Secretary of State to overturn the election. Listen:

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Woohoo! Thank you for giving me the opportunity to work on this project, and all the incredible support throughout this process 😄

Gamestonk!! reddit.com/r/wallstreetbe…

The most connected I’ve felt this year: when FB/IG went down and 6 unrelated people asked me what I did to fuck this one up

At work I’ve stopped asking “what is ____?” Because I can instead ask “what do we define as ____?” and get the same answers but seem smarter somehow