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Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

Tucker absolutely humiliates Ted Cruz here holy shit

When she asks me if I’m having ANOTHER drink

The people on Love Island have no clue we just bombed Iran

I feel safer.

> go to lesbian birthday party at an island beach club > hot lesbian offers you a hit of her DMT vape > you think she’s joking > hit the vape > it’s DMT > you’re tripping on DMT > everyone looks like those fractal posters > someone says “We dropped 3 bombs on Iran. We’re at war.”

if anyone’s leaving nyc out of fears of sharia taking over please lmk i will buy your brownstone and live in it

it's kind of funny that mamdani has to defeat a series of the most corrupt, evil establishment democrats to become mayor. like he's fighting his way through dark souls bosses

In a 1000 years people won’t know how real JD Vance looked like 👀

Why is the White House tweeting like a drag queen

Trying out a new look

Labooboo this, labooboo that