sources tell me the police officers hit by snowballs are stable please god

Ghostly office moment: Incoming call the ID said was from the paper mill that closed 10 years ago. Picked it up and heard pulsing silence

Sometimes you can't even describe how evil white people are man

My wife, she’s what they call a bisexual. Every time I come home and see who’s in bed with her it’s like a gender reveal party. It’s a boy! It’s a girl! It’s twins. I tell ya…I get no respect. I may as well be a bisexual too seeing as I said bye to getting sexual a long time ago

AI: The verdict is the death penalty, for speeding Human judge overseeing the AI: Overrule. Do NOT give the death penalty for speeding AI: You're right, I'm really sorry about this. It was wrong of me to give the death penalty for speeding. My new verdict is the death penalty.

If Labour win, Starmer will take it as a green light to be right wing. If Reform win, Starmer will take it as a green light to be right wing. Only a Green win, actually stops the government moving further right. Zack Polanski

56 year old coworker got broken up with and changed her pfp on outlook and teams to a black screen #oldschool

Daydrinking with my roommate solely because we thought it would be funny if our other roommate came back to us being hammered

Actual humiliation ritual Defeat the entire world at your sport, your reward is eating $2 burgers in front of an audience of sex traffickers

Today one of my 7th graders was like “Mr Mert, say 6-7” and I asked why and he said “for old times sake”

Meeting the wife’s best friend’s new boyfriend tonight. Intel says he likes to gamble and isn’t fond of israel.

Batshit

bitch lmao

MI5 frantically in the chat right now saying "fucking hell lads, don't make it too obvious."

If greens can win in Gorton and Denton, where Labour got 62.5% in 2019 to the Greens 2.5% then we can win anywhere. Let’s stop thinking of ourselves as a small party. The threat is too large. It’s now or never. 💚

Me: L-O-L. Check this out. Mamdani is totally gaslighting the Orange Man. 😆 My son Marble (Gave him that name so he would come out nonbinary (Not working)): can I go outside today

"working hard used to get you something.. but now, working hard, what does that get you? .. life has changed. Instead of working for a nice life, we're working to line the pockets of billionaires. We are being bled dry" Part of Hannah Spencers acceptance speech

I want to fucking cry, tens of thousands of innocent people slaughtered without a care in a world, just so that the capitalists can expand their empire further, all on top of the body of a nation that suffered for the last 70 years. You cant hate these people enough.

Winston Churchill was a key figure behind the Balfour Declaration which gave away Palestinian land to Jews. He also engineered a famine in India which killed 3 million people. He is a racist genocidaire.