Dogs aren’t born like this. Violent horrible humans do this to them. The shelter is going to kill this dog on 8/5 Plz RT! This is hee last hope Stanislaus County Animal Shelter Modesto, CA 95358 (209) 558-PETS Her info: I.D.: A521779 Kennel: LD509 Female Approx. 2 years

There is nothing worse than working with someone who likes to talk shit about other people behind their backs. All the time. #growup

Anger makes you want to do unforgivable things. #angry #peoplesuck

Joker was a BRILLIANT movie. Those of you offended by it or speaking out against it don't understand its message. A masterpiece of acting and filmmaking alike.

Getting drunk. Watching Step Brothers. Curled on the couch with my dogs. Happy 33rd birthday to me

After many failed attempts, I'm trying again. #getsober #stillfighting

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My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

America misses, and needs George Carlin right now... youtu.be/SgjGwOByays

I just hit 100 followers. I'd like to thank all of the bots for making this happen.

On Thanksgiving night, I’ll give away this traycased, illustrated Artist Edition of Stephen King’s CARRIE to one lucky random winner. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

#TheLastDriveIn MidSEASON 5 Giveaway! I’ll be randomly selecting FIVE winners & sending them any print of their choice from my current 86 pieces in the #TheLastDrawIn Gallery. To enter: simply make sure you’re following me & RT this! Closes Sunday nite/Winners announced Monday🤘

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#GIVEAWAY Night Owls, this is your chance to win the 1/3500 Collector's Edition or 1/2000 Night Owls Fan Club Edition with VHS of LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL 🦉 To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like the post 3. Retweet the post Winners will be drawn next week. Good luck!

GIVEAWAY TIME: Next Friday night I’ll pick one random winner and send them a free copy of THE STAND gift edition. Slipcased and lavishly bound and illustrated. All you have to do to be eligible is Follow and Retweet. Good luck!

#HalloWeek GIVEAWAY #5 This year's Treehouse of Horror XXXVI spoofs Late Night With the Devil with The Krusty Halloween Special, and this is your only chance to win a rare press mailer. My Halloween gift to you. Follow me and RT this tweet to enter. US only. Happy Halloween! 🎃