I’m about to suit up and lock this bum up

Getting topped off in Tel Aviv call that iron dome

LMAOOOOOO

How I be running to my girls crib after she tells me she got a fresh pedi

The best part of quitting weed is how crazy the dreams are the first week or so. My cat was talking to me in my dream last night shit was hilarious

Extra years of “eligibility,” NIL, and the fucking transfer portal has made college sports absolute dog shit. Deadass not tuning in to that clown show next year

On day 3 of no smoke. Played a few cs pugs last night and let’s just say I’m surprised my mouse still works after the beating it took off my desk

Sick and tired of this fat Serbian horse racing stat padding bum

If MJ did this it would be a compilation of broken backboards and injured fans sitting near the baseline

WAHHH HE WAS DRAFTED 55TH?? HES STEALING SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT SPOT WAHHH. HOLD THAT

It might be borderline sus how much I love this man 🐐

Now imagine taking this player and putting him on a 73 win team who also happens to have the greatest shooter of all time. But yeah jorbum fans wanna talk about finals records and his WEAK ASS 6 rings

Those Oreos are getting deleted in 16 hours

Been double dosing zinc and blue chews for a month my shit lethal rn

If sucking toes was an Olympic sport I’d be on cereal boxes

48% of men are low T

The NBA regular season is so unbelievably bad but man the playoffs are just bliss

Goyim

If I played with Steph Curry I’d deadass never crash the paint for the rebound. My ass would be jogging back setting up the defense 😭

You’re a fkn clown mooda