Nick Castellanos just hit a walk-off. You cannot make it up

overheard at the bar: “so you know how there’s this stereotype that all carnies are on meth? well that’s only sort of true”

Swiggy has gamified health insurance

honestly amazing to just drop this out of nowhere for literally no reason. 'Hey the protagonist people already generally feel ambivalent-to-negative about? Yeah he was complicit in Canadian Mỹ Lai. Isn't that cool!'

when you saw only one set of footprints it was then that I was carrying my weird other set of legs

'Polly want a cracker??'
Low poly bird: 'Ough,,,'

the day has come once again

getting chatgpt to write me something for work and it glitched im crying

you’d be smiling too if you were immortal

An amazing new friend just texted me some of the best news ever

Does your grocery store have a live crooner? Didn’t think so

mimecraft updates if they were good

id be watching this if my bitch wife didnt want to watch orange

“will je suis”

J. Cole cutting a diss track then apologizing and deleting it a few days later is like the punchline to every joke about j. Cole. Can’t believe this is real life.

r/Braves #Analytics

'Jarred Kelenic's Career Offensive Output is Correlated with Jet Fuel Consumption in Zambia'

(via u/drguillen13)

He keeps putting the bones in his pocket like he's some sort of vulture wizard who needs them later