One time I saw 17 girls leave a single-occupancy bathroom

I always keep a condom in my wallet just in case the dollar plummets and we need to pay in rubber

If I posted this caption there would be a very different set of pictures I tell you that much

you’re my friend and I should be able to hold you hostage with a long youtube video every once in a while

daaaamn girl is this the same mouth u do british accents with?

mouse sabrina carpenter be like “Cheese Cheese Cheese”

I just heard my enemy’s leitmotif 🤦‍♂️

Hello Computer.. find all instances of Love on the internet

Is anyone else’s stomach hurting from eating the dryer lint?

OMG guys they just made an alternative to tiktok indeed.com

yoooo we’re going to throw stones from our glass house later

ChatGPT please divert all water on planet earth to an active volcano

what this painting prob sounds like

(Gun to your head) TELL ME THE DUCK STORY

#TillTheRoomSmellsGreat

this shit is not a game yall

if you really wanna see a box demon hit the dm

Me at the next Playstation State of Play