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Someone’s got big plans for their solo trip to DC!!!!

Oh shit it’s getting real.

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies bit.ly/3LKMw7G

Me coming home to Alex

White evangelical conservative Christians in Georgia voting for the domestic abuser who paid for an abortion over the literal reverend is proof that it’s always been about power and not holiness to them.

I envy religious people. You live the most righteous life constantly judging others but knowing if you contradict your beliefs you can just invent some ceremony on the spot to absolve yourself from any repercussions or guilt and go back to feeling righteous again. Must be nice

😬 Alex

very fun how the two types of jobs you can get now are "get screamed at for an insulting amount of money" or "hear the Microsoft Teams call jingle in your dreams until you die"

Gisele now joins Eli Manning and Nick Foles as the only 3 people to take a ring from Tom Brady.

“When I was your age, I already owned a house”

biscuits and gravy fountain

I love how music can take you to another place. This pub is playing Ed Sheeran, so I’m going to another pub.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂

It’s Alex

far right: heil hitler far left: rail workers deserve sick pay elon: these are equally bad

Me at 2:58 in the morning looking for a little snacky-snack.

You ever leave a job and secretly hope everything will fall apart once you're gone? Nancy Pelosi is living your dream.

Barbie enjoyers at the theaters while Oppenheimer is playing right next to them

YES