Hi 🙈🥰

I'm so glad this goofy little bot is still wreaking absolute booty-based havoc over Twitch 😅😂 I still think *teach Alice butt spread democracy* takes the cake for me 💀

Because it's his birthday & I don't think he gets nearly enough appreciation I absolute adore you Paradox - Life has its ups & downs & I don't get to bug you as much as I'd like lately, but never forget you're a tremendous friend and my life is way better cuz you're in it 😁

We're partnering with NVIDIA Studio to send YOU to #TwitchCon! We're sending ONE lucky winner to TwitchCon in San Diego, badge, flight, and hotel covered, a full stream upgrade from Logitech G, a free year of @Streamlabs Ultra, AND a brand new NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4080 graphics

I used the label maker

*heavy breathing* Today's the day!!! Stream starts in… a little less than 13 hours!! Eeeee!!!

Welcome back to Twitter, beautiful! Thanks for being a good sport about all the shenanigans 🙈😅

Not only is Squamatha 🥰🦖🐝 an absolute smokeshow, but she's the best partner a guy could ask for to wander through this life and the next. And did I mention SHE'S A SMOKESHOW?! (Also come check out her Twitch 👀)

#coworking stream today! Come work on shit and let me be proud of you ♡ twitch.tv/squamatha #twitchstreamer #loveyou

SUBATHON DAY! COME HANG OUT WITH MEEEEE

The secret is love! And also mascarpone and like 100lbs of sugar lol

Every day with you, Squamatha 🥰🦖🐝, feels unfair to the rest of the world, because of how good it feels. Thank you for lifting me from the depths, shining light on my shadows, being the wind beneath my wings. Each laughter filled night & coffee laden morning means everything to me 🫂

Each day with you somehow feels better than the last. You make the impossible seem possible. Even the mundane becomes extraordinary with you, my beautiful loving wife 🫂

Making a chat-interactive way to "hack the stream" like the Corpus Hacks in WARFRAME has been so much fun and utter chaos when chat is involved! Is it still #TennoCreate if it we're enabling Corpus? lol @Squamatha (twitch.tv/squamatha) for #WFCC Beat hacks, get Clems!

My lovely wife Squamatha 🥰🦖🐝 did a Witchy Pride look for #PrideMonth's Friday the 13th. It was so good, we rushed through an impromptu photoshoot! The first pic got 1.5 million views on Reddit alone & is in the top 200 posts of all time on /r/itookapicture! 🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🤍

I painted Squamatha 🥰🦖🐝, that's all :)