Which would impact global markets more: a #TrumpResign or a #Powell dismissal? Tricky question, esp given the conditionality of those events.

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OMG, so much coughing at #KubeCon! Stay healthy my friends.

To quote Wyatt Earp: slow is smooth; smooth is fast; fast is fine, and accuracy is final. Once agile fumblings have established the business case for a mid-term course of action, it's time to focus slow and smooth for awhile.

Oh dear; not the most inspiring delivery estimate I've ever gotten from DoorDash. Might wanna check up on that frontend display logic if you can take time away from furiously upscaling to account for all of the new interest. ;-)

They say hindsight is 20/20. Not today, my friends. Today, 2020 is in hindsight!

Bumped from a Lufthansa flight due to mechanical failure, then rebooked - by train - to the wrong city! Still waiting for bags after 3 hours and hoping I get to Berlin today - not Kassel, where they are trying to send me. Stay out of the skies everyone! It's a madhouse.

Why yes, #DockerCon HAS turned every horizontal surface at #EMP into a hosted bar. Thanks for asking!

I need a sticker that says “there’s no serverless, it’s just the cloud” next to “there’s no cloud, it’s just someone else’s computer”.

gomuti: DSL + codegen for #golang interface mocking, inspired by Gomega and RSpec - goo.gl/6DDlpq

rot256.io/post/neodns/ - Blockchain+DNS=cool .. just 1 problem: trusted 3rd party is named Mallory, not Trent. How defeatist! #cryptogeek

goo.gl/iTe3qC - Really, OpenVPN? You HMAC ciphertext and put it outside the envelope? That's asking for trouble.

"The Internet is not a truck; it's a series of tubes!" - Ted Stevens. Disproven today by Amazon Web Services: goo.gl/PfXMeE

Big things afoot! I'm proud to announce my new snack foods startup: Not Labelled for Individual Sale, LLP.

Sean Spicer has invented тщеспроп - propaganda intended to protect his boss's fragile ego. Little or big, we shall see through all his lies. x.com/Kasparov63/sta…

If at first you don't succeed, backoff exponentially with jitter and try again. #geeklife

SpaceX passenger transport plan may not be so zany: xeger.net/blog/2017/big-…

# maintainer's dream: all features merged; time to clean up! git branch -r | cut -d/ -f2 | grep -vE '^(master|v1|v2)$' | sed 's/^/:/' | xargs git push origin

Dying to hear from SpaceX how the transfer injection burn went. Pics or it didn't happen! 😛