Favourite games over the years: 1998: Starcraft 2005: Guitar Hero 2009: Modern Warfare 2 2013: Bioshock Infinite 2018: Google Sheets

Those light-up "You're Going Too Fast!" signs on the downtown cycle track are really more of a dare than a deterrent. #YYC

Most of the bad things in life can be avoided if you simply don't smoke crack.

I started reading HP Lovecraft and now just want to use "erudite" in as many sentences as I can.

"What's west of Westeros?" "I dunno, if only we knew somebody who could literally see fucking everything."

You are what you read.

fourth law of robotics is ya gotta make it so the eyes go red when they turn evil

Just crushing my dad at Words with Friends. Like yeah, here's to working hard as an immigrant in a foreign country to make sure your kid has a future in the west, check out all these words I'm better than you at. Thanks, progenitor for 65 please.

My favourite kind of sign is the one that says “Well, we didn’t think anyone would be dumb enough to do this, and clearly we were wrong, so here’s a sign”

This is still the best company video I have every seen. youtube.com/watch?v=mdyaaI…

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Ticketmaster going out of business makes all of this almost worth it.

As more brands send me reassuring emails during this difficult time, your silence only grows more deafening, Laffy Taffy.

Idiots: “Online voting is too hard!” Me:

Since 1996, a company called Spirit Halloween has correctly predicted the results of the US Presidential election based on which candidate’s mask sells more. (Photo: Polylerus)

What is it about elbow macaroni that makes it the tastiest pasta?

Really glad I got to ride top deck in one of these before they get retired from pretty much all major airlines this year. #747

Somebody needs to go spray the RhinoSkin logo on the big red ball. #YYC

I'm going to design an escape room where you have one hour to open a package of bacon without completely destroying it.