OT enters pt’s very cluttered room: Patient: Have a seat. OT: Where would you like me to sit? (Patient looks around) Patient: On the floor, you asshole! Lmao, I like his style

What’s that? We are all in the same boat and have more in common than we think? Damn right! BTW - reminder to buy cleaner pants. Too bad FIGS hasn’t responded to a collab 🫣 instagram.com/p/CmHcRg_pDqz/…

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Patient: Well somehow working with you has really helped. (OT Smiles) Patient: I bet you feel like some sort of magician, don’t you? OT: Magic is just a side effect of me genuinely caring and doing my job well Patient: Can you teach my doctor? Lmao. Can’t make this stuff up!

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Dammit, Santa! The children must know! instagram.com/p/CmfE69byElq/…

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Twitter has become a breeding ground for “Free Speech” which would be great if people weren’t so polarizing and antagonistic towards one another. It’s sad to see that when people are given what they think they want, how quickly it turns bad 😞 Elon Musk

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Got a little spicy on this one… MF? @ Space instagram.com/p/CnR7wZKL5LT/…

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OT: Were you able to do any exercises on your day off? Patient: I exercised my 1st amendment rights!

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I just looked up qualifying times for Boston marathon and I’m apparently not old enough to qualify at the speed I currently run. However if I keep my current pace, I may have a chance in 28 years

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