i’m crying

ME: ...so not only did Walton Goggins not go to the finale, he and Aimee Lou Wood unfollowed each other on Instagram. On top of that, you have Jason Isaacs saying that people got close and then fell apart. You just gotta wonder. MY WIFE (rubbing temples): The baby is crying.

I love a lot of music, I listen to music constantly, but, personally, I know nothing else like Nightswimming by R.E.M. What that song captures, and it’s different for every listener, it does it in a way that hits harder than any other song. It’s so moving it’s a form of magic

Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!

he looks like if they skinned the grinch

Get a life you needy fuck

When the airline automatically asigns you a seat on the other end of the plane from your children

Actually don’t think worst of Dawn French’s skit on Gaza is downplaying of Oct 7th, it’s the sneering childish grimace of “but we want that land!”. It sweeps away millennia of persecution culminating in horrors of Nazism after which Jews *still* couldn’t find places of safety.

Brian Wilson also said something that I've been repeating for 20 years now: he introduced "California Girls" by saying, with no guile or irony, "Here's another great song I wrote that everybody loves!"

Glastonbury should be fun if this materialises

Do you genuinely think most of the public think this because if so I would genuinely suggest you go and meet some people who aren't your mates

No to clean nuclear power at home, yes to nuclear weapons by a theocratic state that oppresses women and kills gay people. Greens gonna Green.

I’m not saying this was the greatest collection of all time… … but it’s in the top one.

Glastonbury 1995. #Glastonbury #chickpeas

Maradona looking so happy because he heard Jota has managed to smuggle in some blow

Strong "Marchioness Disaster" vibes

these coldplay concerts are getting out of hand

She was literally defending what she said in the letter and I am absolutely not at all surprised that you lack the intellectual honesty and integrity to admit that. Your lot have never been interested in journalism, you’re just Guido Fawkes for Corbynites.

My friend is single, in his mid-twenties, living off his inheritance in central London, member of the Drones Club and somewhat of a dandy. He’s been engaged over twenty times but cannot seem to get married. What is going on? Are women put off by his canny and scheming butler?