If you've read the first two hilarious 'Six Idiots' books you'll be pleased to learn the final book of the trilogy is out now 😁 If you haven't read them, now's the perfect time to get yourself a threesome on Amazon 😊 😂

Drove all the way home from work in 2nd gear today with my hazards on as my beloved car's clutch has given up. And in my silent panic and stress, I carted his sorry ass home like a trooper. I don't want to give up on this car, but I'm so tired of car problems!😭

The reason the books I write are quite heavy is so you can throw them at people who complain you're enjoying them too much and give them a nasty bruise 😊😁 You're welcome.

Good news! To celebrate hitting a huge sales milestone, all four of my books are currently on sale on #kindle for the next 3 days! 🎉🍾🎊 £1.99 / $2.99 each Six Idiots Witness a Murder Six Idiots Witness a Robbery Six Idiots Get Themselves Kidnapped The Assassins Social Club

Moving on to proofreading the last chapter of my 2nd book and then I take a peek at book 3 and decide 'oh actually the 1st chptr there can be the last chptr here, & last chptr here can be the 1st chptr there' I'm supposed to be proofreading, not rearranging the plot🤯omg

Finished editing, proofreading and formatting my 2nd book in my series🤩 Time to find a field and run wild in it, screaming and laughing my head off!😅 I did it. I finally did it. Just 5 more books to go🤯

Someone may or may not be getting a new car on Monday. It may or may not be me. In other news, I'm planning a 10 day roadtrip around the UK, do you think a Skoda Fabia will look pretty cool driving off into the sunset?😁 Cannot wait!!! 😍

When your mom is neurotic. And you leave her a message to tell her that you broke your arm. And she hits panic mode and phones you at a flying rate of 21 missed calls in one hour. And then you tell her 'Happy April Fools'😁 ...Yes, I got called a 'little shit'😂

The pitfall of taking 18 years to write a 7book series: By the time you get to edit it properly, you've grown and matured so much that you realise just how much your early stuff is in desperate need of a complete OVERHAUL!🥴

Who else struggles to write synopses? Been writing my series for 18 years & counting. Finally having a go at writing the synopsis for book 1... &... I'm blank. Fuck knows what my book is about😅 It's been in my head for too long. It's the size of the universe & it's impossible!

Writing is a labour of love for me. But after 18 years of working on the same series, I now allow myself to call it 'work'. This is work. Real hard wuuuurk people. Cannot wait to clock off!

New book alert! Perfect for all the dads and those who tell dad jokes! amazon.co.uk/Dad-Thoughts-h…

Writers, please explain to me why Grammarly has a seething spitting hatred for the word 'actually'. I can mostly reason out the Why's for most of its corrections, but WHAT'S WRONG with 'Actually'??!😭💀

For those of you who like escapism, humour, mystery and globe-trotting assassinations, this was released yesterday and has already seen its first sales 😁 Kindle version available now, paperback in a few days. The Assassins' Social Club 2. #books #readingcommunity

Did you know...you could download the two most readable, interesting and fun books you'll ever read in your life for less than £5? Bargain! Laughter, warm characters, exotic global locations, murder, mystery and homicidal monkeys! What's not to love?! Kindle

A post for writers: What do you love & hate most about writing? What's been the best & worst thing about your journey/experiences?

My new book is out today in paperback as well as Kindle. Only buy it if you like escapism, intrigue,laughter, warm characters, an interesting story....and homicidal monkeys. 😁 #WritingCommunity Amazon/Kindle

The paperback is now out in the wild 📔 Murder! Mystery! Intrigue! Friendship! Incompetence! Homicidal monkeys! 😂 amazon.co.uk/Assassins-Soci…