BEEN WAITING TO TWEET THIS FOR ALMOST FOUR YEARS

ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER IN NHL HISTORY! 🚨🚨🚨 #Gr8ness

imagine you’re the first place colorado eagles with the red hot abby canucks on your tail vying for that number one seed and then all of a sudden you get reinforcements and it’s fucking gabriel landeskog

Alec Martinez officially tells Darren R Pang that he will be retiring at the end of the season. This will be his final NHL game. #Blackhawks

Look at my incredible excellent friend on Jeopardy! I am so proud and also very excited to see Maja's episode!

i have always loved phil danault

I am under too much stress on a regular basis to be able to survive playoff hockey.

If Lou Lamoriello is indeed retiring, a little perspective: Lou's first season as Head Coach of Providence College began several months before Joe Sakic (55) and Brendan Shanahan (56) were born.

Harmonica Grannies gotta be the Conn Smythe favorite

Logan Thompson: "Luckily things went my way tonight, and we got the two points." Dylan Strome: "It's playoffs, there's no two points." 😂😂😂

The best part of this goal, other than the actual goal, is Kuzmenko's face as he comes in afterwards.

What a ride, Flower! 🌸 Congratulations to Marc-Andre Fleury on a phenomenal NHL career. We've been privileged to be a part of it.

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Seth Jarvis was asked about the performances from the #Canes' young guys (Nikishin, Stankoven) and if he remembers playing at that age in the Eastern Conference Final. “I’m only a year older than these guys, man. I don’t know why you think I’m 40…" 😂😂😂

thank you to the nhl’s spanish broadcast announcers i will never call the oilers anything but los petroleros again

Congrats to the la kings on finally getting over the oilers hump and going to and losing the 2026 stanley cup finals