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Unreleased Beach Boys song “Road Head in the Thunderbird”

Steve: Something that hit different what you got for me Dad: I don’t know if I should say it Steve Steve: Well you gotta say SOMETHING Dad: Sex with not your wife Steve: woooooo wee Mom: [glaring at Dad] *Steve recomposes* Steve: show me sex with not your wife! 🛎 STRANGE

(Misunderstood when my friend asked me to “officiate” their wedding, wearing stripped shirt and whistle) alright I want a good clean wedding. The groom is the visitor and will call the toss,

Relationship in 4 down territory

Woman at bar: what do you do? Me: [remembering what women like when a man is a master of skills] I’m a hibachi chef Woman: [scooting closer] really? [playing with hair]

road head in the Flinstones car would be difficult but not impossible

Me: I’m not gay, but if I was I would only want to take the biggest, fattest cocks All my straight friends: yeah obviously. Duh.

Instead of “O, I am slain!” What if we had Polonius say “caught in 4k”

Can you guys call me big dog 🥺

My horny ass could not work at the Betsy Ross Museum 🤤

*gives you AIDS*

Grown ass man fantasizing about being a star college football player

Sheepishly telling much younger gf that I don’t understand “air fryer”