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Actually not liking the deep state makes you the traitor

Abortion flavored pringles

Comedy terrorism

The Never Trump Republican voting bloc is totally real, they live in Canada and they’re really hot and they go to a different school, you wouldn’t know them.

Insisting Rudy was sober last night actually makes him look worse

My favorite Beatles song is Norwegian Wood because to my understanding it's all about a guy not having sex.

If you say the word "externality" regularly they should put you on some kind of list and you should have to notify your neighbors that you are a moron.

1/2 Garrone, Guillermo del Toro, Zemeckis, are all working on "Pinocchio" films. I was also influenced by "Pinocchio". Raiden, swallowed by the huge white whale of the information society, is digested in his stomach and vomited out through the anus!

Taking the COVID vaccine again to get huge balls.

The slogan for the new self driving car “move fast break things”

As a centrist I understand that cryptocurrency is both a scam and the future

Erotic bakery/ weed dispensary combo

Math doesn't actually exist, the government is lying to you, wake up

BRB going to steal the epic of gilgamesh

Spent all my money on NFTs

I can’t wait until they give Joe Rogan the 9:00 spot on CNN

Before the Joker there was Joe Devola.