Shoot your shot. iwillvote.com

"Black and blue, white and gold, who cares?" Drake ponders. "Nobody shows their true colors these days anyway."

Staying up late thinking about what Zoey said about Chase in her time capsule

middle school= side bangs and pretending to love Cobra Starship

96.1 put on a dubstep remix of Trap Queen so I decided radio time was over

My hope for the world is that we can all be as brave as Caitlyn Jenner.

Me talking to a West Virginian about penn state: Her: they never recovered from the Mike Wisowski thing Me: ..you mean Jerry Sandusky

Computer: password not strong enough Me: [types in "DwaynetherockJohnson"] Computer: oh hell yea lol

me as a moderator: hey if you guys don't cut it out, then none of you get to be president, ok? all candidates at once: sorry Kevin

When it comes to running, the first mile is the hardest and then after that you just die I imagine idk

Probably the coolest part about elections is being scared all of the time

*gymnast does a triple-double ultra-spin backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands* ME: [mouthful of Pringles] what a loser

.America can I talk to you outside for a second?

2016

Camp Counselor Assigning Kids To Horses Like Wise Town Matchmaker Presiding Over Marriage trib.al/ggEIlU7