So city finally get a few injuries and the man who reinvented football gets beat by Bournemouth.

We learn today the British head of state takes money from ambulances, cancer charities and fire stations because somebody won a battle 600 years ago. There are grown, sentient adults who support this.

Impressive to have 100% possession after 15 minutes!

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Should the royals pay taxes like everybody else? RT for a larger sample size

I have to say that US elections are the most childish I’ve ever seen . We’re winning, no we’re winning, we’re winning by more, we’re winning most. Your guy is a poo poo , your girl is a smelly poo poo. Honestly, better political discourse in a kindergarten

What are the media going to say about four defeats in a row for the man who invented football? Could it be that he can’t handle injuries any better than Ten Hag could?

So we are four points off third and still in all the cups. Mainoo, Yoro, shaw and Malacia not far from returning. Ugarte, Casemiro forming a good partnership, De Ligt & Mazroui settling in nicely. Amorim starting work tomorrow and it doesnt look too bad.

Charles 'Master of the Food Banks, Freezer of the Poor, Fake Medal Wearer Galore, Taxer of the Wind Turbines' Is #NotMyKing RT if he is not yours either.

Of course it’s ridiculously early days but I can feel a new atmosphere at the club. Look at the smiles and the warmth from Amorim and the players he is meeting. Maybe this dark cloud will lift from our club at last

Is there some rule I don’t know about which says Liverpool shall get a penalty in every game?

What a great day for all Syrians. Mabrouk to us all. Tomorrow I will think of the future but today I will celebrate. The brute is gone and Syria is free.

#Syria - my remake of the Craig David song. Took Aleppo on Monday, Hama Tuesday Wednesday, chilled on Thursday Friday , freed Syria on Saturday. Number 1 for Christmas I hope.

Dan Ashworth's quick departure looks messy and embarrassing but he has paid for his disastrous decision to keep Erik ten Hag as manager in the summer which has done so much damage to United's season. You live and die by your decisions and that was a terrible one.

Simple message to all those non Syrians telling us how bad things will get, no one asked for your opinion and we don’t want it. When we needed help in 2012 you didn’t want to know, so now we are free and celebrating we don’t want to know. Got it?

All those saying the new government will be worse than Assad watch the below to see Assad’s holocaust. Be warned if you are squeamish don’t watch.

Where are the western countries with heat seeking equipment and excavation expertise that could save those poor souls slowly suffocating in #Sednaya_Prison.

I don’t want to be mean but I am so happy that Onana is injured

To celebrate freedom from Onana day what is your “favourite” calamity from him. You can only pick one. Mine is the 1 on 1 against Forest where he backed away and backed away till he was on his goal line and then just sat down. Broke pretty much every rule of keeping!

Just a moment to pay respects to Billy Bonds. A great player that i remember from my youth. He was West Ham United. RIP