NYC avocados are a disgrace to produce

Cashier: You look so fresh and tan. Me: That’s nice, thank you!!! I’ve been working on it!!! Cashier: It wasn’t so much a compliment, just an observation. …………… ……… …………………… Cashier: …..receipt?

Anyone else put perfume on before an important zoom?

What is up with all these “groceries in 15 min or less” companies? Who asked for this?

Oh god no it’s the Spotify day

“Go slay the game honey!!!” I hear my mom yell through the kitchen as I walk up to my desk

How did banning daylight savings move to the top of the priority list

whats happening in the NYC rental market should be illegal. this 'newly renovated' apartment is $2,000/mo + brokers fee

no better argument for remote work

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Your move, McDonald's Corporation

I bet $10 for the bears quarterback to run in to score the first score and now i am a billionaire/addicted to sports betting

Food halls should be called food hauls

Just told a woman her baby was beautiful and her response was “FRESH OUT THE COOCHIE!!!!” and that’s why I ❤️NY

in a pinch? venmo your brother for random things on random days at random times…. hit em with the “remind” a week or two later and 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸