Biggby is having a bogo for Valentine’s Day, so I got myself two 😎

Id like to apologize to Joel who has my old number. It’s been 2 years and people are still texting him

I wanna buy a house and live with all my friends

Cant wait to move and leave my couches behind

Super sour berry gushers hit different.

Eating my second 6 piece chicken nugget and small fry from McDonald’s today 👅

I hope all my friends boyfriends know that I will come SWINGING if you treat my girls wrong.

If you anyone decides to surprise with a new pet, dont. It’s like thanks for the gift of extra responsibility.

I keep getting how to stop over eating ads and I would like to say I did not ask for unsolicited advice internet

I am ✨ FuLly VaCcInAtEd ✨

Rat boi was so smol and I wish he stayed smol

I really feel like my soul mate is a pickle. Nothing makes me happy like a pickle.

Went to a mini fair with a couple of friends. They tried to put three of us in a two seater and I told them we couldn’t fit. Kept arguing until two of us got in and he says to me.. yeah your thighs ain’t gonna let that happen Lmfao the man was right

I’m about to embody the y’allternative look

That will make your pussy throw up

Thats your sitch to fig baby

Good morning to nobody 😤

if Inside Out was filmed in my head