Woof! #lockdownextension

Top 5 Most Followed Pets on Instagram: 1. jiffpom (jiffpom) 2. nala_cat (Nala The Cat) 3. Doug the Pug (Doug The Pug) 4. Marutaro (@marutaro) 5. Grumpy Cat (@realgrumpycat)

I can do a rubik's snake in 20 dog seconds with my paws in gloves #rubiks #dogs #20dogseconds

I'm dogging it up right now. #funtimes #simplepleasures #dogslife

#songs #dogsongs #dogsings?

I just ate a doggy bag.

Top five snacks of 2018: 1: slugs 2: doggy bags 3: Whiskers 4: Bonios 5: Cat nips

I feel like Tantalus this morning. Biscuits just out of reach. #biscuits #tantalus #ownerseatbiscuits #mewantbiscuits #crufts

I've left my soul at the top of the stairs. Why are they so cross? #Crufts2018

I enjoy being called Prometheus, especially when sniffing a stranger's arse. It's an acknowledgment of my wisdom. #dogslife #prometheus #why

I just ran back into the house to pee. It's cold. What a fuss these mortals make. #dogdoesshakespeare #Canine #dogsoftwitter

Three days into the new year...whatever next? #newyearbants #newyearpants #dogslovebeer

DogBooks: Jane Eyre of the Dog RebecCur Tom Bones Far from the Dogging Crowd Woof Hall Fifty Shades of Greyhound #dogbooks #classics

MoreDogBooks: A Handmaid's Tail Adam Beadle A Cruftsmas Carol Nineteen Eighty Paw

Have you ever had a pawkward selfie with your dog? Tweet us your favourite photo, to be in with a chance of winning a limited edition Natures Menu T-shirt and £50 worth of goodies. #Crufts2018 ** Competition closes on Sunday 14th January at 12.00pm. **

It’s a dog eat dog world and I’ve just eaten a Great Dane, followed by a chihuahua sprinkled with pomegranate seeds for pudding. #pudding #dogeatdog #IStartedMyDietButThen

Theses kids a bloody lucky I’m not a fox. #notafox #whatdoesthefoxsay? #chickens

Humiliating day. Owner tied me to unsecured umbrella stand. It frightened the shit out of me when I tried to jump up at a banker. Ran through town thinking I was being chased by a combine harvester. #umbrellawarfare #harvest #humiliating #truckersavedme

I’m back! #returns #boomerang #welcomebacksay17followers