if hannah brown and demi burnett had a baby.. #TheBachelor

Let the Susie/Hannah Brown comparisons begin in 3…2…1

these girls are acting like their lives are over if they don’t get a flower from one mediocre white man LADIES! You’re all accomplished career women! There will be other mediocre white men, have no fear! #TheBachelor

these producers really cut from friendship to two faced bitch I love this show, sorry! #TheBachelor

lol you’re a really good guy, right up until you fuck three women and tell them all you love them! #TheBachelor

Could be an early declaration..but I like Susie #TheBachelor

NOT JESSE PALMER SAYING “YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A LOSER DUMP HIS ASS AND APPLY FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF THE BACHELOR” #TheBachelorette

grandpa john is my number one front runner king taking bets now #bachelorette

girlboss energy to fly yourself to #TheBachelorette

these men freaking over two bachelorettes gives me the ick sorry! #TheBachelorette

Rachel’s last lovers #TheBachelorette

is she the most amazing girl you’ve ever met or are you just in Paris #TheBachelorette

irony, you fickle queen #TheBachelorettes #TheBachelorette

this is my very new favorite thing oh my god

the vibe is two youth pastors ready to talk to you about rocking out for the lord #TheBachelorette

it’s tino time on the west coast, people #thebachelorette

all love but cathy has the posture of a witch

put her in paradise

ANYONE: Have you watched— ME: *an AMC A-List member*