the amount of women expressing “i cannot date someone who votes for trump” and the amount of men responding “we should be able to disagree on things” illustrates these women’s point quite well

non aesthetic things Who remembers this drunk driver test

Y’all. I woke up with a headache and I hear my 9 year old son in the kitchen, so I asked him to bring me some water and an Aleve. He brings me some water AND A LEAF. When I tell you I have tears from laughing so hard.

we have to talk everyday not all day

In 31 years of age I think I’ve finally discovered the cure to depression and it’s just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

Oh my goodness. What an opening on 60 Minutes re Trump’s cabinet. This is how it’s done. Watch and share this.

Public schools are not your church. If you want your kid to learn the Bible, then take them to Sunday school. End of story.

Y’all gotta understand that cloudy blue one was magical… special… one of a kind

Today I learnt that the Animal Planet reality series ‘River Monsters’ ended because star Jeremy Wade was able to catch essentially every exceptionally large freshwater fish species on earth, leaving no remaining content for the show

this point of view made me a better person even tho ive never been bothered by tourists

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

reflecting on the time i was peeling the bark off a tree during 2nd grade recess and the principal asked "how would you feel if i peeled your skin off?" crazy thing to say to a child but i gotta hand it to her it stuck