A sad day for nobody anywhere.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

If you get through a packet of bourbon’s in a day can you turn in to one? Asking for a friend.

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If Heung-Min Son 🇰🇷 or Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 scores FIRST in todays game we’ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box 📦 To enter 👇 🔄 Retweet this tweet 🤝 Follow us Good luck!

A huge season for this geeza… from a boy to a man. ⚽️🦁🦁🦁

👀😋🍺 If I must…

I am yet to find a problem that a crumpet can’t solve

God has spoken

I need to go to Too Good To Go anonymous

The first 20 seconds of this. 😔

"One more" ☝️ #EURO2024

Drop him

What he said

A Surrey & England legend 🤎 A tribute to Graham Thorpe has been painted outside the Kia Oval by the Alec Stewart Gate. 🤎 | #SurreyCricket #streetart

Will Young announces tonight’s gig in Aberystwyth has been cancelled as he’s in the middle of a Vinted dispute and it’s got quite nasty

The irony of Arteta complaining about time wasting. x.com/ReformedN_/sta…

Cuppa tea and a biscuit

Some seriously reluctant dog walkers out there today 🤣

Heung-Min Son has one of the most ridiculous goal catalogues of all-time ✨️ Today as good a day as ever to give it a watch 🇰🇷🍿