Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait trib.al/1S9KLDv

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes. Me: How much do I owe? Gov’t: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov’t: You go to prison

“i don’t know enough to have an opinion about that” is the most underrated sentence in the world

My husband has three rules of engagement when we go to church. 1. An alone person in our gathering is an emergency 2. Friends can wait 3. Introduce a newcomer to someone else Let’s all be missionaries at church today!

I'll never forget the night when, after we finished reading Shel Silverstein's The Giving Tree, my mother closed the book and said: don't let anyone ever, ever do that to you. My father added: and don't ever do that to anyone either.

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if i was a small town detective on the big case

JUST IN: Senate approves legislation that would make daylight saving time permanent in the US starting in 2023. The bill now heads to the House, where passage would send the legislation to President Biden's desk. nbcnews.to/3wqeW1t

Fall time!

A LEG FOR THE AGES AT THE DARTS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! WHAT AN ATMOSPHERE

life-changing, holy heck

Styrofoam Clamshell Hiding Exquisite Pearl Of Pulled Pork Sandwich trib.al/M7z5nnp

Man Not Accepting Any More Television Recommendations At This Time trib.al/B5LOLuE

With nuclear war inching closer and closer, you’re officially running out of time to see Citizen Kane. On shelves now!

I’ve read several opposing think pieces on the Aziz Ansari controversy and agree with many of their points on our culture’s broken, abusive approach to sex. Yet none of the essays put all the pieces together into a holistic sexual ethic. Hmm...where might we find such an ethic?

Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s

.The Atlantic print my editorial you cowards. whatever happened to free speech and the “marketplace of ideas”