what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins

Every Eminem song is like “I’m Eminem, they or them, masc or femme, my ass has dreamt of sexy men for decades and, now that I’m they, I can, be gay (Em, when?) all day (amen) I pray that I can spray my cum (I’m gay) again, remember em’s they/them (ehem), I need a femb

Can you believe this thing lives in my house

In 5 days

Walked into Reasor’s wearing my Final Fantasy XVI shirt and they tried to get me to apply for a job 😭😭

Sam’s Club in Tulsa news again

Holy shit. The prime minister of Israel is tweeting out footage of his country bombing Gaza and killing civilians.

Releasing leaked audio of my little brother admitting to drawing on the walls where its clearly me doing a high pitched voice affectation

kanye in a burzum shirt does nothing for me. i'm fully numb to this shit. you could show me skrillex rockin a nokturnal mortum tat and i'd just yawn. takes more than that to shock me now. get me a pic of taylor swift in a 4lung shirt. then we're talkin business

Recently, your @nypd90pct patrol cops responded to a call of a man with a gun in Brooklyn. Thanks to their swift response & help from the community, an individual (currently on probation) possessing this weapon & fake FBI shield was safely apprehended & taken to jail.

If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school

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Oh my god he actually did it

it’s brian summer

oomf hates me

Damn son, you must be a hot car the way you got that dawg in you

What are some good beginner dreams for someone just getting into bed?