Me when I find the reason I’m not a millionaire rn:

C’mon lil bro, I believe in you. Please do something 😭

The timeline when i inevitably return to shitposting:

I shouldn’t have checked how down my bags are. 💀

We're going to be so rich!

Would you give this guy an arf? 🥺

Based on my experience as a trader I think we either go up here or we go down with a small chance of it staying the same. Follow me for more trading tips! 🫡

Arf

Right here. 💀

I’m not getting excited till we are over 100k again. 😤

Every time I open X:

Will NFTs recover? 🤔

My bags are going to recover… right?

You know you're getting old when they start remastering albums you grew up listening to. 💀

This time people will care about NFTs right 😭

THIS TIME IM TAKING PROFIT THIS TIME IM TAKING PROFIT THIS TIME IM TAKING PROFIT THIS TIME IM TAKING PROFIT

Eth at $3k or me? 🤔

If eth keeps doing this mfs going to add .eth back to their names. 😂

Are you this old? 🤔👇

Mfs calling alt season but my bags are still down 99% from the last dip. 😭